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Darwin's Law Strikes Again: Burglar Breaks Into Business Wearing Shirt With His Name on It

December 9, 2015

WPXI.com reported on Sunday one of those small but delectable stories that I love and which prove Darwin's theory of the survival of the fittest.

In Unity Township, PA, surveillance cameras captured a man breaking into a business while wearing a shirt with his name on it. Yeah, you heard me.

Police said Joshua Jording, 26, forced his way into the Veteran's Cab Company on Route 982 in Unity Township through a window. He then stole money, two revolvers and two iPhones. Jording, who was identified as a former employee, was seen on security video wearing a sweatshirt with “Josh” on it, police said.

A search warrant was obtained and the revolvers, iPhones and clothing worn during the break-in were seized at Jording’s residence, according to police. A small amount of marijuana and paraphernalia were also seized. Kinda goes together with Darwin's theory I think.

Jording faces burglary, theft, receiving stolen property, criminal trespass, criminal mischief and drug charges.

Ah, and the consequences of being a victim of Darwin's Law (often called a theory, but hey, I believe it's a law).

Hat tip to Dave Ries.

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